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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

True Story Tuesday - Hit the Deck!




C'mon people!  You know you have those family legends just dying to get out!  Go on over to Rachel & Mr. Daddy's Once Upon A Miracle for more unbelievably true stories.


I know - I have a whole backload of promised TST posts for y'all (that's my OK roots shinin' through).  Like the one with the homeless guy I talked about last week.  Or when I made a comment on Rachel's Letter of Intent about how cool the Blue Angels are, and how I got to hang out with the pilots a couple of times in the planes.  I had no idea the email firestorm that comment would create!  I promise, Rachel, I will tell that story.  And I found the photos of me in front of the plane.  But the photo of me in the plane is somewhere in the depths of my mom's photo albums.  I will find it and post all about it, I promise.  I plan on going to her house, maybe, this weekend to look for it.  If you don't hear from me by next Tuesday, please call someone.  There are a lot of albums to look through.


Anyways, Rachel's story made me remember a great one about my dad.  Daddy is a Vietnam vet, although he very rarely talks about it.  He drove a tank and was a sniper, amongst other duties.  I always knew he had fought, but the memories/nightmares were still too raw for him when I was little, so I didn't ever hear the stories. 


Our little tiny airport was lucky enough to host an air show for a few years.  It was really, really cool.  Especially for the airplane-junkie child I was.  Dad took me every year, and made sure we were there early so I could talk to the pilots and get close to the planes. 


One year, they had a huge gathering of WWII-era aircraft.  German, Japanese, American, and European aircraft were all on display.  Then, the pilots of these awesome aircraft took to the skies for a demonstration of WWII air battle tactics and capabilities. 


We were in awe, watching these ancient (in my mind) aircraft performing stunning displays.  One American bomber lined up to make a low pass over the runway & concourse area, to demonstrate how the bombing runs were done.  We watched him circle far above and south of the airport, line himself up, then drop in a beeline towards the ground.  We knew (from being there way in advance & talking to the pilot) that the guns were functional, and loaded with blanks for the display.  Dad and I watched the plane drop closer to us and the earth, eagerly anticipating the rat-a-tat-tat of the guns.


And then the runway exploded.


We had no idea they had rigged a pyrotechnics display to coordinate with the bombing run, so that when the guns blasted, a corresponding explosion would occur on the ground.  I jumped about a mile high, then quickly looked over at my dad for reassurance.


He was face-first, belly flat on the ground.


At the first explosion, all those years of war training kicked in, and his instincts told him to "Hit the deck!"  So he did. 


Surrounded by hundreds of spectators.


At first Mom and I thought he had hurt himself, so we quickly got down to see if we could help.  The only thing hurt on that man was his pride.


As he rose to his feet, he wiped himself off with a laugh.  We still like to tease him about his instincts. 

Monday, June 21, 2010

This Weekend I...

  • found a great new blog carnival that allows you to summarize your weekend in bullet points.  However, I cannot figure out for the life of me how to get her little linky button to copy into my post, so y'all just need to go to Becky's blog and read what everyone else did this weekend.
  • got to hang out with our home group at the park.
  • watched Katrina perform her cheerleader moves she learned at Sports Camp this week.

  • slept in until 7:30 on Saturday (that's late for Madi)
  • watched our good friend Mandy finish her half-marathon in 2 hrs 5 minutes! 
  • painted the girls hand prints on an apron for Jerome's dad.
  • let the two biggest girls have their own sleepover in the top bunk.



  • let the girls paint a birdhouse for my dad.  My table is now a beautiful rainbow.



  • went to church and had great conversations with amazing people.
  • ate lunch with the amazing Mark & Shelly and their beautiful daughter Nora in their gorgeous house.
  • played a hot, tiring game of softball, and lost.
  • tried to keep the cats from killing the dog, and the dog from giving the cats a heart attack.
  • helped Violet try to potty on the toilet about a million times.
  • discovered Pandora radio on my new phone while weed-whacking.
  • drained the battery on my new phone listening to Pandora.
  • discovered the Bible app for my new phone ( I now know why they call it a crackberry).
  • remembered to water our vegetables.
  • spent time with my family.
So, what did you do this weekend?

Sunday, June 20, 2010

For Love of a Frenchie

What a blessing it is to have a husband,




who is not afraid to dream,



can handle these wild monkeys,



can live with all this estrogen and not go insane,




is always ready for kisses,



and share all those little jokes.



A true dad will be the strong tower every little girl needs,



and carry her when the road is rough.



Happy Fathers Day to the best man God could have given to our little girls. 
He knew they would need someone stronger than them, to teach them about godly submission. 
He knew they would need someone fun, to teach them about joy and laughter.
He knew they would need someone sensitive, to be an example of rejoicing with those who rejoice, and weeping with those who weep. 
He knew they would need someone strong, to teach them how to pick themselves back up when they fall. 
He knew they would need someone humble, so they would learn to count their blessings, admit their faults, and ask for the help of others.
He knew they would need you.

I love you babe!

Friday, June 18, 2010

LOI: The animal edition

Foursons



Dear Mom & Dad,

Why, oh why did you have to let this thing come back to our house?


You know how we feel about the furry beast of doom.  It chases us, and licks us, and makes the most horrendous noises you have ever heard.  It is stinky and loud (and it eats our poop - disgusting!), and won't let us lay peacefully on the couch.  We feel like prisoners in our own home. 


And, about this morning.  You know we would never intentionally break one of your pretties.  Well, we have tipped over a few vases, but you know how pretty that water looks!  Anyways, that dumb monster wanted kisses, and in our haste to escape its evil ways, we did this



We didn't mean to.  It was an accident.  Seriously.  And it was all that dog's fault.  Please make him go away soon.  We like our quiet, peaceful house.  And we don't like that our girls play with that beast.  We are protesting his appearance, and will remain in hiding until he goes back to his home. 

Love,

The one in the cupboard



And the one behind the laundry basket making the sounds like a cell phone on vibrate.


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Dear Self,

The next time the cats and the dog are causing a riot and your first thought is "blog post", remember to grab the big camera.  The camera on the new phone, although handy, just doesn't make the blog photo quality cut.  On second thought, keep taking photos with whatever camera is handy, and remember to put some more $$$ into the Canon/Nixon fund. 

Sincerely,

Quickly turning into a blog pic snob

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Dear Summer,

Seriously.  Slow down already.  What happened to lazy afternoons?  I have barely seen my home in daylight this week, and my beautiful new garden is only surviving by the grace of God and  a six-year-old obsessed with the hose. 

Let's take a few things off the calendar and just relax, shall we?

Thanks,
One worn out mama

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Adventures in Madisonland

What?  You've never heard of Madisonland?  Well, what planet have you been living on?  It's only the best amusement park in the world!  Don't believe me?  Well, you need to go



and here.

Don't worry, I'll wait.  These stories aren't going anywhere.


Get the idea yet?  Madisonland is the ultimate preschooler playland.  Ramen noodles are still the best concession food around, although we do offer more varieties than just lime-shrimp now.  Accessorizing is still a must



The dress code is backwards.



Dinnertime can, however, be a full contact sport, so proper protection is required.



And, after a long day of rides like "Make Your Little Sister Scream: The You're Not a Good Girl Experience" and "The Half-Naked House Run", you can always find a relaxing place to unwind.



6 AM wake up calls are mandatory and non-negotiable.
Shoes may or may not match and may or may not be on the right foot.


But, at the end of a long day, there is always a Mommy's arms to snuggle in.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

True Story Tuesday - Things I Never Thought I Would Do




I am beating my head against my desk.  I have nothing.  No ideas.  I have been running around like a chicken with its head cut off the past two weeks, trying to just keep enough clean underwear in the house amidst the chaos that is our life right now.  I have a bazillion update/fun times posts started, but nothing TST-worthy.  I have a ton of thought-provoking, insightful writing-type posts developing themselves in my brain, but no TST. 


So, today, to spare you & me another embarrassing story from my childhood, I will attempt something different.  Because, if you've known me for, say, 5 minutes, you know I have opinions.  Strong opinions.  Opinions about things that may not necessarily make sense to other people.  But there is logic, in my mind.  And it never fails.  Those things I am adamant about, that I will NEVER do, are just those things I end up doing.  So, here you go!


Things I Swore I Would Never Do:
  • buy Jerome plaid shorts ( I still despise plaid, just for the record).
  • get on Fac*book
  • write my own blog
  • marry anyone but a blond-haired, blue-eyed California surfer
  • work for my parents
  • drive a minivan
  • have a crackberry (yup, that one fell today & inspired this post)
  • say "Stop crying before I give you something to cry about!"
  • get married in a church
  • go to church
  • love a church
  • open up about my struggles to people I had never met in person (yeah, Rach, you totally busted that one)
  • drive around just looking at the countryside (help, I am turning into my mother!)
  • think pulling weeds is relaxing (again, turning into my mother!)
  • help the homeless people that panhandle outside our Wal-Mart (yeah, that may need to be the TST next week)
  • hang out with the "mommy" crowd
  • share poop stories while eating dinner
  • enjoy the techie toys (i.e. cameras, laptops, photo editing software, ipods, phones, etc).  My hubby is rubbing off on me!
  • have women as my best friends.

So, now that you've read all my dirty laundry, what's yours?  What did you swear you would NEVER do, that you now do?  C'mon, spill the beans!  You know you want to!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Letters of Intent

Got a letter that just needs to be written?  Then like up with Julie for a bunch of letter-writing fun!



Foursons



Dear Debit Card Number Thief,

You thought you were sneaky, didn't you?  Stealing numbers directly from the bank?  Using them for small purchases to make sure your fake card worked?  Did you really think you would sneak the big one by me?  Now, in all fairness, you don't know me.  Which is good.  Because I would turn you every way but loose after the grief you caused me. 

But, seriously, you probably should have picked a location closer to my home to try to sneak a purchase in.  Because I know for a fact that neither my husband nor I were in Fresno, CA yesterday.  And we most certainly did not buy gas.  Nor did we buy convenience store food.  And I check my bank account daily.  Because I am anal like that. 

Now, my numbers are no-worky-worky for you!  Bwahahahaha!  Cause you just messed with...

Qui*ken Psycho Mama

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Dearest Summer,

I love you.  Seriously.  Because we can eat dinner outside.



And everything (fudgecicles included) just tastes better outside. 

Lovingly,

The woman who refuses to use her oven

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To my honey,

Please warn me the next time you use my camera for work and forget to erase the pictures.  Because when I see this



I become paranoid that I have suddenly developed a psychological disorder that causes me to take pictures of random piles of dirt then forget about it.  And don't give me a weird look when I ask you why you took a picture of a pile of dirt.  I had no idea its purpose it to become a beautiful subdivision.  Honestly.  It just looks like a pile of dirt.  I guess that's why I'm the practical and you're the dreamer.  Although I have no problems posting this picture


because it has your cute little sign in it.  Oh wait.  Your signs aren't supposed to be cute, are they?  But they have your name on them, and...umm...

Love,
Digging my hole just a little deeper