Adventures in Madisonland

What?  You've never heard of Madisonland?  Well, what planet have you been living on?  It's only the best amusement park in the world!  Don't believe me?  Well, you need to go

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Don't worry, I'll wait.  These stories aren't going anywhere.

Get the idea yet?  Madisonland is the ultimate preschooler playland.  Ramen noodles are still the best concession food around, although we do offer more varieties than just lime-shrimp now.  Accessorizing is still a must

The dress code is backwards.

Dinnertime can, however, be a full contact sport, so proper protection is required.

And, after a long day of rides like "Make Your Little Sister Scream: The You're Not a Good Girl Experience" and "The Half-Naked House Run", you can always find a relaxing place to unwind.

6 AM wake up calls are mandatory and non-negotiable.

Shoes may or may not match and may or may not be on the right foot.

But, at the end of a long day, there is always a Mommy's arms to snuggle in.