Letters of Intent

Dearest Kat,

While your new hair cut does look all grown up,

You are still not old enough for celebrity gossip.

Quit trying to grow up so fast.

And, no, I will not explain Teen Mom to you.  Because you just don't need to know.

Love,

Where is my no-grow-up fairy?

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Princess Pukey Pants,

While I greatly appreciated the enormous amounts of snuggling that happened this week,

I could also greatly do without the accompanying high fever, puking, and diarrhea.

And when you lay on the couch like this:

... Mommy starts to worry.  Especially when you don't even fuss about watching Star Trek instead of princess movies. 

Love,

Loves snuggles but not cleaning vomit off the couch

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Dear Influenza Type A,

Please be informed this is your formal notice of eviction.  You are no longer welcome in this home.  Because when you turn my normally spunky kids into this:

and this

without even offering to pay for their prescriptions, I get very tired of your free-loading ways.  I am all for generosity and extending grace, but you have tried my patience.  You have taken the Daddy-Daughter Dance away from two of my princesses.  You even think about touching the biggest princess and I will kick your germy rooty poo tooty. 

Signed,

Tired of cleaning up your messes

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Dear Self,

The next time you get on a blogging kick and schedule a bazillion posts in advance, be warned. 

It may be God preparing you for the illness of your children that will render you completely and absolutely technologically-impaired for 72 hours. 

Signed,

Sometimes procrastination can be a good thing?

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Dear Bloggers who are way smarter than me?

Please help me.  I have been trying to figure this out for a week.  How do you have a page on your blog (like mine has Meet the Chaos, etc), but for posts?  For example, I would love to have a Project 365, or a 30 Day Picture Challenge page, where someone could click and see all the posts with that label. 

I am done beating my head against a wall.  I humbly ask for your help. 

Sincerely,

Sick of the forehead bruises

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