Ketchup is not finger paint.
Don't shake that bread at me.
We do not flush superhero capes down the toilet.
Footballs do not live in the refrigerator (had to steal that one from my friend Jill - it's still one of my favorites).
Don't touch your poop.
WE DO NOT EAT POOP!
It's not polite to growl.
Don't put dirt down your diaper!
No, Madison. You are not the Lord.
Please put your underwear on before you sit on my bed.
Let's take the bouncy ball out of our underwear please.
Yes, your boobies are tiny.
What have you said that you never thought you'd say?
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Don't share your dinner with the dog.
Rocks are not food, ROCKSARENOTFOOD!
Don't chew on your shoes! Just because you CAN get your feet in your mouth doesn't mean you should!
Young lady, if you try to climb on that dishwasher door one more time...
You can't take another bath. You just got out. (to which she responds by patting her tummy and chest and saying "bath bath bath?")
The thing I REALLY didn't expect was to be saying all these things while she's still so young. She can barely understand me at 14 months. But she gets the mommy tone of voice right away. Bet yours do too!
I don't need an audience to go to the bathroom!
Ok so I just had to add to this because I thought it was so FUNNY!!
Do you want a spaking (to which he responds Yes)
No the kittys tail is not for pulling
Stop opening the door to the fridge!!
Mommy's bra is not a hat
How did you unbuckle your car seat?
No we do not need rocks in the house
Did you just do THAT?!
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