Letters of Intent

To the illnesses that have invaded my home,

Go away.  Now.  Cleaning up the puke/diarrhea from one kid and the excessive sinus infection eye goobers from another have left me pretty much done with anything that might come out of my children's orifices.  Not to mention trying to do all this while battling my own nasty sore throat. I would appreciate it if all three of my children could be well at the same time.  Is that too much to ask?

Sincerely,
Didn't buy enough kleenex or carpet cleaner at the store last week

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Dearest Computer,

I love you.  I really do.  You have been a wonderful and needed addition to our home.  I can connect with my friends, pay bills, store family photos.  You really are great.  But, I have just one request.  Could you please stop randomly jumping web pages when I am in the middle of a message?  Because, it never fails.  I am almost done writing a deep, involved note to someone, and you decide you want to see what is happening elsewhere.  I am sorry if I am that boring, but I promise to do something more interesting once I am done.  Oh, and it would be really nice if you could make the apostrophe key and the up arrow key work again.  I like apostrophes.  They make me happy.

Sincerely,
A frustrated techie-novice-turned-junkie

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To the mean people that lurk online,

Leave my friends and family alone.  Now.  They do not deserve the junk you try to put on them.  Or I will find you.

Signed,
Do you really think I am kidding?

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Dear NCIS, CSI, Chuck, and NCIS: LA,

Why, oh why, did you have to end your seasons like that?  Do you know what torture I am in now?  Do you even care?  Don't even remind me how long I have to wait for next season, please.

Thanks,
a woman who takes her shows just a bit too seriously


P.S. Who was the smart person who decided to get rid of Numbers?  Not so happy about that one...


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To the local glass company,

Thank you so much for bringing us flowers every week at work.  They make my desk look so pretty.  And they give me an excuse to steal the boss/dads really nice camera to take artsy-fartsy shots like this:

Thanks,
the insurance gal who likes pretty things

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To the Weather:

Thank you for cooperating.  I appreciate it.  Keep it up.  And thanks for keeping Utah in its own backyard, for the most part.  I appreciate it.  Now, if we could just keep your temps somewhere above freezing for consecutive nights, I might be able to do some planting

Sincerely,
Itching to play in the dirt 



Now go visit Julie for more letters that just need to be written!